With all due respect,

Favourite Books - A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:17:36 -0400

Favourite Books - A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

Of course, it is quite possible to be in the dark in the dark, but there are so many secrets in the world that it is likely that you are always in the dark about one thing or another, whether you are in the dark in the dark or in the dark not in the dark, although the sun can go down so quickly that you may be in the in the dark about being in the dark, only to look around and find yourself no longer in the dark about being in the dark, but in the dark in the dark nontheless, not only because of the dark, but because of the ballerinas in the dark, who are not in the dark about the dark, but also not in the dark about the locked cabinet, and you may be in the dark about the ballerinas digging up the locked cabinet in the dark, even though you are no longer in the dark about being in the dark, and so you are in fact in the dark about being in the dark, even though you are not in the dark about being in the dark, and so you may fall into the hole that the ballerinas have dug, which is dark, in the dark, and in the park.

(inspired by mmorrow’s magazine-type photosets)

”Dearest Children, Since we have been abroad we have missed...

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:25:54 -0400

”Dearest Children,

Since we have been abroad we have missed you all so much. Certain events have compelled us to extend our travels. One day, where you’re older, you will learn all about the people we’ve befriended and the dangers we have faced. At times the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe us when we say there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events, may, in fact, be the first steps of a journey. We hope to have you back in our arms soon, darlings; but in case this letter arrives before our return, know that we love you. It fills us with pride to know that, no matter what happens in this life, you three will take care of each other with kindness, and bravery and selflessness as you always have. And remember one thing my darlings and never forget it: that no matter where we are, know that as long as you have each other, you have your family and you are home.

Your loving parents.”

And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may,...

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:44:55 -0400

And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may, in fact, be the first steps of a journey.

-A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

blakenoshoes: powerperfgirl: roonson: a series of unfortunate...

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blakenoshoes:

powerperfgirl:

roonson:

a series of unfortunate events

omg this is the most nostalgic picture I have ever come across

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hellomatthieu: The Vile Village by (Так нежный) on Flickr.

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hellomatthieu:

The Vile Village by (Так нежный) on Flickr.

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FOR THE LOVE OF BEATRICE, PLEASE REBLOG TO LET THE GENERAL PUBLIC KNOW ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT THE LEMONY SNICKET FANDOM DOES, IN FACT, EXIST.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 10:02:39 -0400

false-spring-queen:

false-spring-queen:

Keep on spreading the word! Remember, you are my last hope that the tales of the Baudelaire orphans can be finally told to the general public.

Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Penultimate...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:28:57 -0400

Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Penultimate Peril (Book the Twelfth)

Illustration by: Brett Helquist

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“My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 15:35:24 -0400

“My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.” -A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Grim Grotto...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 21:15:03 -0500

Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Grim Grotto (Book the Eleventh)

Illustration by: Brett Helquist

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quotesfromfiction: “People don’t always get what they deserve...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:49:42 -0500

quotesfromfiction:

“People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.” - The Blank Book (Lemony Snicket)

fignewmans: jocelynandpatrickandmarcus: youngbadmanbrown: osca...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:27:56 -0500

fignewmans:

jocelynandpatrickandmarcus:

youngbadmanbrown:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

what a great call out to some fuckery

welp!

he brought the accordion tho